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【Nature Physics奇文共赏】 How to lose the one you love

2014年1月31日的《Nature Physics》发表了一篇题为《How to lose the one you love》的文章,描述了一个实验物理学家无法自拔地暗恋一名小提琴妹子的故事。研究证明,为了忘记你心爱的人,你需要用量子力学把自己传输到一个没有她的宇宙。(转自知乎)

这篇论文我看了两遍,大感惊讶。Nature Physics是Nature的子刊,影响因子超高的,没想到在这种刊物上也会出现这类文章。

论文的基调很忧伤,主人公(物理学家)无可自拔的爱上了住在同一栋公寓的小提琴妹子,却只是单相思,不能得到回应。

在遇到小提琴妹子之前,他从未遇到一个令他如此心动的女孩。

That said, I have to admit that Jillian was truly one to die for. I’d never seen a woman whose visage struck me so deeply — smack-dab in my gut, and various regions nearby. Whenever I saw her in the flesh, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would insinuate itself into my brain, and I would reel in response to the ecstasy of her divine musical theme.

Many wise men throughout the ages have written about this sensation. Suffice it for me to say that, if she were a predator and I were her prey, I’d gladly give up my bodily organs for her to feast upon.

可是,他却无法向她表白。 继续阅读